Auction Ends: Nov 18, 2010 11:59 PM EST

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Appear in an Opinion Piece in The Onion

Item Number: 104

Estimated Value: Priceless
Sold: 810 USD to earthdragon

Number of Bids: 14 - Bid History

Item Description

A great gift idea for the holidays!

Ever wonder where they get the people whose pictures illustrate the fake Onion articles we hold so dear? Well, now it can be you! Your picture will feature in an opinion piece in an upcoming Onion article.

This is your chance to immortalize yourself in the name of comedy.

Item Special Note

Please note that this is one of two Onion articles appearing in the online auction.

Donated By:

Nick Gallo at The Onion

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