“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.”

“When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.”

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.”

“Thanks liver… you are a champ!”