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Tim Hawkins Comedy Package: 5 VIP Tickets to Show, 2 DVDs, and Chik Fil A Basket

Item Number
409
Estimated Value
270 USD
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Item Description

5 VIP Tickets to Tim Hawkins

5 VIP Tickets to Tim Hawkins on Friday, April 10, 2015, 7:30pm at College Church of the Nazarene in Olathe, KS.

VIP Event starts at 6:00 PM and includes:

Hors d'oeuvres and refreshments

  • VIP tour laminate
  • Preferred seating section for the 7:30 PM concert
  • Post-show Meet and Greet with Tim

http://www.timhawkins.net/index.php

Tim Hawkins has been forging the magical blend between two comedic ideals: A genuinely funny comedy show that caters to the entire family. With over 300 million views on YouTube, 110 sold out show dates every year, 125K YouTube subscribers, and a motley crew of 400K+ Facebook fans, Tim has started a gut-busting grassroots revolution of multi-generational proportions.

What sets him apart? Some would say it is his equally gifted and twisted approach to the medium. His stand-up material is vigorous, well-timed, and honed to perfection. And his music? It stands on its own. However, the connection he makes with his fans goes deeper than that: "If you can't laugh at yourself, laugh at other people." It is this ability to show the brokenness of our human nature and simultaneously marvel in its hilarity which makes Tim such a unique artist.

Tim recently filmed his 6th concert DVD titled "That's the Worst" which will be released in November 2014. Plus, he just completed the manuscript for his first book, "Diary of a Jackwagon", which is being published by Thomas Nelson. The perils of marriage, parenting, and homeschooling may not exemplify the rock-star life, but they sure make for great comedy. And as Tim would tell you himself, "It's not like I have choice. Comedy is my only life skill."

Tim Hawkins Greatest Hits & Greatest Bits 2-DVD Collection

Tim's new Greatest Hits & Greatest Bits 2-DVD Collection is full-on comedy concentrate. Tim and his Rockshow Team have taken feedback from all you concert monkeys and Facebook junkies, t-shirt makers and Snickeloaf bakers to compile this massive anthology of Tim's comedy.

Greatest Hits & Greatest Bits contains 25 awesome musical hits (20 live performance and 5 music videos) and 43 fan-favorite stand up bits that span 10 years of Tim's career (see track listing below). Get a behind the scenes look at Tim's past projects with his exclusive interviews. Plus, we included 35 minutes of rare archived concert footage from Tim Hawkins LIVE! (2002) available exclusively on this project.

    -Are you a Tim newbie and want to start your collection? This is for you.
    -Have you spent hours clicking around on YouTube watching Tim's clips?This is for you,
    -Do you already own every DVD and have memorized some of the bits? This is for you.
    -Do you need a gift but don't know which DVDs the person already has? This is for you.

Includes these Greatest Music HitsWanna Make You Laugh, The Wife Song, The Government Can, Aging Rockers, Honey Do, Colonoscopy, Worship Music, Led Zeppelin Shout, Homeschool Blues, Cletus Take the Reel, Potty Trained, Parents Rock 1-2-3, Chick-Fil-A, A Homeschool Family, Yoga Pants, Subway, Short Songs, Delilah, A Whiff of Kansas, national Anthems, Imagine, Wedding Songs, Pretty Pink Tractor, Fire Ants, I'm a Christian

Includes these Greatest Comedy BitsMedication Side Effects, Krispy Kremes, Hand Sanitizer, Boys vs. Girls, Blinker Fluid, And I Said NO, Dress Barn, Holding Hands, Careful...!, Gun It, Mick Jagger, Slap Yo Mama, Make Your Own Sandwich, La Madeline, Tail as Big as a Kite, Bad Testimony, Psalm 38:7, Bad Candy + Snickeloaf, Legos, Third World, iPod Nano + Cassettes, Noah's Ark, Welcome to the Jungle, Order at Starbucks, Wife's Dream, Helper in the Car, Football Cheat Sheet, Challenge Flag, You Can't Handle the Truth, Worship Hands, Angels Prostate, Smuggling Woodchucks, Wipe Me, Dodge Brick, Metal Slides and Bactine, Super Nanny, homeschooling, Baptists + Non-denom, Pentecostals + Walmart, Catholics, Booze & Midgets + Mormons, Funny Prayers

PLUS: Bonus, rare footage from Tim's early career -- 35 minutes from a rarely seen 2002 performance.

Chick-Fil-A Gift Basket

Tim Hawkins loves Chik Fil A so much that he wrote one of his most famous songs about the restaurant being closed on Sundays. Hysterical. So Eat Mor Chikin with this basket from Chick-fil-A. Receive a gift certificate for a small chicken nugget tray (feeds 8), a stuffed Chick-fil-A cow, football, and other Chick-fil-A branded items.

God Bless You Chick-fil-A! 

http://www.chick-fil-a.com/

Item Special Note

Shipping Available - Item is assumed local pick-up unless shipping arrangements are made by contacting schoenfeldm@ma-kc.org.

 

 

 

Donated By:

Sean and Sondra Slattery