Auction Ends: Nov 18, 2010 10:59 PM EST

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Appear as The Onion's Area Man or Woman

Item Number: 103

Estimated Value: Priceless
Sold: $395 USD to earthdragon

Number of Bids: 13 - Bid History

Item Description

A great gift idea for the holidays!

Ever wonder where they get the people whose pictures illustrate the fake Onion articles we hold so dear? Well, now it can be you! Your picture will appear as the “Area Man/Woman” in an upcoming Onion article.

This is your chance to immortalize yourself in the name of comedy.

Item Special Note

Please note that this is one of two Onion articles appearing in the online auction.

Donated By:

Nick Gallo at The Onion

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