Appear as The Onion's Area Man or Woman
- Item Number
- Estimated Value
- $395 USD to earthdragon
- Number of Bids
- 13 - Bid History
A great gift idea for the holidays!
Ever wonder where they get the people whose pictures illustrate the fake Onion articles we hold so dear? Well, now it can be you! Your picture will appear as the “Area Man/Woman” in an upcoming Onion article.
This is your chance to immortalize yourself in the name of comedy.
Item Special Note
Please note that this is one of two Onion articles appearing in the online auction.
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