Health & Fitness

Item Description

Mark Fisher Fitness, located at 411 W 39th Street in NYC, is like no other gym you've ever heard about!

WARNING: If you love to scowl at your fellow gym goers and be super-hardcore-extreme, this may not be the place for you! If you hate to laugh and are annoyed by impromptu dance parties during your training, you will not dig MFF! If you don’t think unicorns and glitter go hand-in-hand with achieving your fitness goals, WE ARE NOT YOUR JAM!

At MFF, we strive to be the industry leader at combining the best possible fitness results with a fun, nurturing, and inclusive environment.

While we love to be silly, we take our Ninjas’ fitness goals VERY seriously. If you’re looking for dramatic health and hotness results, you’ve come to the right place! Let our Ninjas tell you!

In addition to helping our clients move beautifully and reach their physical potential, we are honored to be trusted with our Ninjas’ long term well being. We not only apply the most progressive training and nutrition strategies to help our clients achieve peak health and hotness, but we pull out all the stops for injury reduction and post-injury rehabilitation.

On the flip side.... we don’t take ourselves seriously at all. Ridiculous Humanity is a cherished life value, and we seek to live it every day!

While our results and methodologies are as sophisticated as you’ll find, we like to have fun on the path to fitness victory! MFF is not for everyone, and we’re not afraid to say it. We love name games, theme days, and dressing up in silly costumes. We use outrageous humor, colorful imagery, and blue language to teach our fitness principles.

MFF is a loving and supportive environment, and we love introducing absolute beginners to fitness as much as we love challenging our most athletic Ninjas to achieve new heights of glory!

If you think you’re one of those people who hate working out... we lovingly submit you probably just hate gyms. That’s cool. We hate gyms too. That’s why we train in a Clubhouse!!!

This item includes:

• FREE Personal Fitness Consultation A 1-hour private session with a Member of the MFF Team. You'll discuss your fitness background, goals, and probably make-out a little bit. ($150 Value)

• FREE Ninja Baptism Workshop with Mark Fisher This 1-hour classroom-style workshop will teach you the methods behind the madness. You will learn the philosophies and science behind MFF's approach to health and hotness. Warning: serious knowledge bombs will be dropped. ($75 Value)

• FREE UniCORE Class Learn to be excellent at the basics at this 1-hour group fitness class. Designed specifically for new Ninjas to learn MFF's unique movement technique. ($32 Value)

• 8 Group Classes ($256 value)

Item Special Note

Gift certificate will be mailed to the winning bidder.