Auction Ends: Jul 21, 2015 10:00 PM EDT

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Five Gags - No Joke: veteran gag-writer Bennett Alper will write 5 jokes just for YOU...

Item Number: 111

Estimated Value: Priceless
Sold: 50 USD to kc6cf0882

Number of Bids: 1 - Bid History

Item Description

Five Gags - No Joke: Are you preparing a speech or a presentation to your group, and do you need a joke or two? Bennett Alper, a gag writer who’s written for more than 20 years for the likes of Jay Leno and David Letterman, will write five gags specifically tailored for you, if you’re the high bidder on this item. Ben writes for late night talk show hosts, comedians and anyone who needs something funny to say. Visit his Web site at: bennettalper.com/.

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