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NOW WITH HAIR! (Relieve stress at work by running your fingers through Trump's hair!)

You don’t win anymore. You don’t win at buying candles, and you don’t win at having a nice-smelling home. But with a Trump-Scented candle by JD & Kate Industries, you will start winning again! (Just at those specific things though.)

The Trump-Scented Candle is a phenomenal deal. Just phenomenal. We’ve made a great, great candle. It combines all of the classiest smells (suntan lotion and steak) to produce an aroma that is tremendous. (To be clear, by “tremendous,” we mean “large in scale or intensity.” We are not claiming that it smells good.) The candle comes in a beautiful shade of orange that looks very natural and not at all weird and off-putting.

Also, you know how candles never say “Merry Christmas” anymore, because they are worried about being "politically correct"? Well, not this candle! If you buy this candle, you are going to see the words “Merry Christmas." Believe me.

The Trump-Scented Candle may look small in the photo, but we guarantee you there's no problem. We guarantee.

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NOTE: If you like us on Facebook, you will be our new best friend! With the added bonus that you don't have to actually hang out with us. www.facebook.com/jdandkateindustries

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ANOTHER NOTE: This candle is not affiliated with or endorsed by Donald Trump in any way, if somehow that was not already obvious.

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AHORA CON EL PELO! (Alivia el estrés en el trabajo al correr los dedos por el cabello de Trump!)

Ya no ganas. Usted no gana en la compra de velas, y no gana en tener un hogar agradable olor. Pero con una vela de Trump-Scented de JD & Kate Industries, usted comenzará a ganar otra vez! (Sólo en esas cosas específicas sin embargo.)

La Vela Trump-Scented es un trato fenomenal. Simplemente fenomenal. Hemos hecho una gran y gran vela. Combina todos los olores más clásicos (crema solar y bistec) para producir un aroma que es tremendo. (Para ser claros, por "tremendo", queremos decir "grande en escala o intensidad." No estamos diciendo que huele bien.) La vela viene en una hermosa sombra de naranja que se ve muy natural y no en absoluto extraño y fuera -poniendo.

Además, ¿sabes cómo las velas nunca dicen "Feliz Navidad" ya, porque están preocupados por ser "políticamente correcto"? Bueno, no esta vela! Si usted compra esta vela, usted va a ver las palabras "Feliz Navidad." Créeme.

La Vela Trump-Scented puede parecer pequeña en la foto, pero le garantizamos que no hay problema. Nosotros garantizamos.

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