Auction Ends: Nov 20, 2017 08:00 PM CST

Food & Gourmet Items

Thanksgiving Response to Kitchen Disasters Kit

Item Number: 375

Estimated Value: Priceless
Sold: 10 USD to Lone_Ranger

Number of Bids: 5 - Bid History

Item Description

You have a house full of guests excitedly waiting for that scrumptious meal you have prepared, when suddenly your yams have an unfortunate boil over into your clams. Before you know it, your oven is spewing flames where they aren't suppose to be--and after everything gets a nice spritz from your fire extinguisher all you are left with is a soggy pile of turkey jerky.

No need to panic, you were the "Thanksgiving Response to Kitchen Disasters Kit" winning bidder! Your TRK Disasters Kit consists of a entire case of 1 ounce bags of Lays classic potato chips and the first and only edition of "12 Disaster Relief Recipes for Chipsters." Don't miss out on this opportunity to protect yourself from your now "walking dead" family and friends when they discover they just endured hours of pretending they're having a good time so they can enjoy a free meal--only to find out all the food had to be deep-sixed.

If Thanksgiving dinner goes wonderfully without a hitch, GREAT! The case of Lays will make a perfect New Year's Eve and New Year's Day snack for your party or house guests (the chips don't expire until January 2, 2018).

This item might just be the best "insurance policy" you could ever have for your holiday meal preparation responsibilities (think about it--how many times have you taken an umbrella with you only to be pleasantly surprised that you didn't have to use it). Don't look at it as a frivolous purchase of a snack food you really don't need, look at it as a tangible expression of love for your family and friends demonstrating that you care enough about them and their happiness on Thanksgiving to put together a "Plan P," should a dreaded "clamity" occur in the kitchen.

Item Special Note

Winning bidder must pick item up by 1 pm on December 1st at 118 E Court Street in Paris, Illinois or all of the chips will be crushed and condensed unitl they fit into a standard 9 x 12 mailer (just kiddiing, we'll mail you the entire case at the cheapest rate we can find and add it to your charges).