New Musicals Inc. – NMI 2018 ONLINE HOLIDAY AUCTION
Auction Ends: Dec 9, 2018 09:00 PM PST

Books

Book: John Dies @ the End

Item Number
6255
Estimated Value
15 USD
Opening Bid
5 USD

Item Description

A copy of the book John Dies @ the End. Paperback; slightly used. STOP. You should not have touched this book with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye. The only defense is knowledge. You need to read John Dies at the End, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me. The important thing is this: The drug is called Soy Sauce and it gives users a window into another dimension. John and I never had the chance to say no. You still do. Unfortunately for us, if you make the right choice, we'll have a much harder time explaining how to fight off the otherworldly invasion currently threatening to enslave humanity. I'm sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind: None of this is was my fault.

Item Special Note

A shipping and handling charge of $10 will automatically be added to the winning bid; OR the winning bidder can arrange to pick up the item at NMI after the auction.

Donated By:

Scott Guy